After their 10-minute pitch, me: "You do window replacement? Outstanding. For the past few months I've been considering replacing all my windows. What types of windows do you have for sailboats?"
Hey mustie1 please don't mess with these people. I'm afraid they're going to go away. Do you know how many hours and Miles I've driven talking to these people in a semi truck. They're more entertainment than watching Bill Clinton explain what is is. I have literally held the record at the trucking company I work for for the person that talked to him the longest. I literally talk to a guy for 45 minutes one time. About my dog scooting her butt on the carpet and how do I get the stains out of the carpet. He was trying to sell me new carpet and siding.
I told one of the "Car Warranty" dips today that I no longer have my truck due to wrecking it into a school bus and the resulting DWI revoked my driver's license. They are usually pretty persistent…and I love wasting as much of their time as possible but this one got an immediate *click*. I think I found a winner.
Hilarious! You really gave Lazlo Lippschitz the runaround!
After their 10-minute pitch, me: "You do window replacement? Outstanding. For the past few months I've been considering replacing all my windows. What types of windows do you have for sailboats?"
Hey mustie1 please don't mess with these people. I'm afraid they're going to go away. Do you know how many hours and Miles I've driven talking to these people in a semi truck. They're more entertainment than watching Bill Clinton explain what is is. I have literally held the record at the trucking company I work for for the person that talked to him the longest. I literally talk to a guy for 45 minutes one time. About my dog scooting her butt on the carpet and how do I get the stains out of the carpet. He was trying to sell me new carpet and siding.
Does solar even make any sense in NH?
You're awesome…I love the gag!
I live in Teepee !
Ah hah! Mustie lives in Tee Pee, the house is for VW parts only!
lol, well done!
You can always try "sprechen sie deutsch?", or "parlez vous francaise?" If that doesn't work, try something in Esperanto…
I told one of the "Car Warranty" dips today that I no longer have my truck due to wrecking it into a school bus and the resulting DWI revoked my driver's license. They are usually pretty persistent…and I love wasting as much of their time as possible but this one got an immediate *click*. I think I found a winner.
nice thing to turn off the lights to create the right mood 😛
Sind Sie Deutsch? In the beginning you sound German, lol.
Gupthar Singh dont know shit…! Also he is a liar and a scammer…!
Funny stuff. I used to turn my very young kids loose on them. Just let them jabber.